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nu merge sa dau invitatii fiindca cica is full, degeaba le am )

te rog sa imi dai un pm cand se mai elibereaza ceva pe filelist. ms

nu-i da ca o fute.

ce altceva pot face cu dansa...

o scoti in oras

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"Well, rabbit," he panted. "What did you want to tell me?"

"Hey, Teddy," the rabbit began, "look how many berries are on the other side of the river."

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